Things I Like Today

Rebecca Traister's body-image poem on Salon (written in homage to Nike's recently launched What Story Does Your Body Tell? campaign):

My belly is protuberant
A preview
Of what I will look like pregnant
If I ever get pregnant
Which might have to be on my own
Because I am a crappy dater
And cannot seem to sustain a relationship.
Just do it.

Hey, Ho! Lascaux!, one of Slate's consistently delightful, unapologetically punny headlines. This one is for a compilation of highlights from their readers' forum discussion of evolutionary psychology.

The promotional poster for The 40 Year-Old Virgin. Love me some Carell, love me some Keener—potentially the best movie ever?