OK, a few last-minute tidbits before the end of the day.
A musical adaptation of The Elements of Style performed at the New York Public Library?!?! (Via Alex Ross.) Had I but world enough, and time....
In honor of Harold Pinter's Nobel Prize, I would like to share my favorite Pinter quote that does not come from a Pinter play. From--wait for it--Scream 3: "They've got Usher doing Pinter off-Broadway!" (That one was for you, Benji.)
You know you want it: TomKitten conspiracy theories on Slate. Dude, there's even a link to a time line. Dude.
Crooks and Liars has the Smurfs UNICEF ad. It's a tinny recording in French, but you'll get the general idea.