This is the fucking funniest thing I've seen all week. (Link via Kittenpants, whose own commentary on the matter runs a pretty close second.)
Happy birthday to my sweet HLo today!
". . . Keys yearn to mix with change. Mandolins strive to get out of tune. Every order has within it the germ of destruction. All order is doomed, yet the battle is worth while." --Nathanael West