The Demise

Does anyone else long for the halycon days when you could flip on the telly at random and virtually be assured of hearing the melodious, spazz-tastic sounds of "WE LUV DA SUUUUUUUBS!!!"? Apparently, yes. Slate's ad report card mourns the demise of the Quiznos Spongmonkeys.

(Rest assured, you can still see them in their original, non-corporate shilling incarnation here.)