For the romantics in the house, check out the entry dated December 7. My favorite sentence? "This is how you find the man/woman of your dreams, stupids: You refuse to waste time on the man/woman of your loneliness-fueled spreadsheets."
The Onion issues its year-end roundup of best albums. Egotistically, I quite enjoyed Stephen Thompson's best songs list at the bottom of the page since he includes both Sondre Lerche's "Stupid Memory" and The Walkmen's "The Rat," two tunes which will appear on my own personal best of 2004 mix.
Oh, the Rude Pundit just makes me feel all warm and happy for the holiday season!