Will someone finally PLEASE cast Owen Wilson and Renee Zellweger in a movie together as brother and sister? The blonde hair, squinty eyes, lemon-pucker lips, raspy Texas drawl? It's bound to happen eventually, and it will be beautiful.
This is an online corral for the knee-jerk reactions, musings, rants, reviews, logorrhea, missives, revelations, and other passionate silliness from Allison Felus. She's shorter than you think she is; when left to her own devices, she is an unrepentant night owl; she smiles at babies and dogs when she sees them on the street; she loves you just the way you are, except for when you're kind of being a jackass.